*Hears noises at night*:Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*:I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*:I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*:Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*Taking a test*:Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*:Skin cancer
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me:*stays home*
parents:why are you so lazy? get off your ass and do something with your life
me:*goes out*
parents:omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streets
me:*eats*
parents:you are ruining your body with that garbage
me:*doesn't eat something*
parents:we're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder?
me:*exhales*
parents:don't give me that attitude
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